guy:

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on

(via tanyshark-deactivated20191217)

la-negra-barbuda:

i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.

(via mayoryuki-kun)

delicatemotion:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

(via monkeeyslut)

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

(via hotboyproblems)

harrystylesdildo:

ducks-fucking-lilo-and-stich:

harrystylesdildo:

Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like

as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her

HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE WHITE?! AND NOT TAYLOR SWIFT??!!!

i am both the guy in the front and the guy in the back when fireworks go off

(via mayoryuki-kun)

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

(via hotboyproblems)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via hotboyproblems)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via hotboyproblems)

thethirdreel:

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

(via c0deinee)